Anyway - if I'm not cleaning then I'm working on my ninja book. I am mid-way through a challenging spread and having a hard time with the colors and patterns.
Hopefully I will have something a little more fun up tomorrow. In the meantime I leave you with a few jokes I lifted from the Prairie Home Companion Joke Show:
Me: Knock, Knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Control Freak. Now you say 'Control Freak who?'
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
How do you sink a submarine filled with blondes?
Knock on the hatch.